Hey, boss, look here!

Hey, you know what? Yes, I know, I know, you've been disappointed in my work in the past. And I realise that I haven't been the great advertising genius you expected when you employed me. But that was two months ago, when I was a shy little youngling, straight out of finishing my credit-average marketing degree. Now I've got something that will really blow your skirt up. Wait for it, wait for it... it's a horrendously cheap pun and a ridiculous phallic symbol, both at the same time!


I knew you'd be excited.